Anyone wishing to get an idea of the size and composition of the Russian Pacific Fleet would perhaps be misled by this photograph from the website of the Voice of Russia radio station. Is the sailor with the binoculars looking for that fleet, or is he part of it? And which Russian naval chart puts the Gulf of Aden in the Pacific? Or does the Russian Indian Ocean Fleet not exist? Perhaps it consists entirely of submarines?
The wittiest answer to any or all of these vital questions (Mail me at email@example.com) will be put into the draw for the bottle of Glenfiddich which will be raffled shortly. A picture may be worth a thousand words, but a good bottle of whiksy is worth a lot more than a thousand roubles!